Where do all the pornstars go, when the lights go down? I think I know where all the pornstars go. They all become, Volvo driving soccer moms.

Hey you guys.
You know, I've come to realize lately, that I get distracted pretty easily. Who doesn't aye? But then, I realize that I get so distracted by so many different things to the extend that I stop studying. As my friend once said, "Oh Jaws, you put the PRO in procrastination". And I got to admit, she is true to a certain extend. Ah, distraction. It's like girls; you can't live with them, you can't live without them either.

So this brings me to my post for today.I have decided to list down my top 5 distractions; for the betterment of my readers, you know, so that you too can get distracted from that 'way more important thing' that you should have been doing instead of reading my blog; unless of course reading my blog was your 'way more important thing' in the first place. If it is, you are a wise man/woman/boy/girl/tranny. :P

Please note that this post may contain links to other websites that distract me, to which you guys might click on to check them out, which in turn becomes publicity for them, whoever they may be, which is done;by me, for them, for free. Ahh, I'm so nice. Ok so here goes, this is my list of...

THE TOP 5 Things that distract Jaws!

Number 5: My X-Box 360

Self explanatory really. With over 700 game titles to choose from, I don't grow bored of this. With it's HD feature, the graphics look fucking sweet, and it's addictive too.



Notice how good the graphics look? Oh, and this screenshot is from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, if any of you were wondering. :)


Number 4: Cracked.com



It's a website for you people who are tad bit slow. Why does it distract me you ask? Well it freaking funny that's why! Seriously, go check it out for yourself. It has lots and lots of articles that you may find interesting. ;) Click on the picture above to get redirected to the site. But be forewarned, a sense of humor is necessary. Very necessary.


Number 3: My guitar



Ahh, my guitar; which is exactly what the picture is to be exact. It's an Ibanez semi-acoustic V72ECE series. I just HAVE to play it on a regular basis. My hands literally get itchy if I don't. -.-" I'm not joking.


Number 2: Youtube



Don't tell me you've never heard of this site before. -.-" Well ok, not all of Youtube attracts me. I have to admit it's overloaded with 12 year olds going all macho on the comments section; which really gets on my nerves at times. But it does have some good uploaders. For one, there is this dude called Peter Chao.



This dude is one funny motherfucker. You can credit him for the chinese accent that I use ever so often. If you want to check him out, here are his channels; yes channels. He has two of them. Why? Cos' he coooool like that!

I) http://www.youtube.com/user/pyrobooby
II) http://www.youtube.com/user/PeterChaoTime

Next, I often go to The Jimmy Kimmel show's channel and check out snippets from the show. It's Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo and Uncle Frank; how can you go wrong?



Click on the picture of the cast to go to Jimmy Kimmel's youtube account.


And now, my Number 1 distraction of all time! (Cheh-wah, damn suspense. :P)
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Need I say more? -.-"

P.S: Some of you might be wondering why the hell is my girlfriend not on this list. Well, it's cos we know how to manage our time well enough so that we do not distract each other from our life goals.

Of course she's a distraction la! But do you want her to find out and castrate me for telling the world?


Sorry baby! :P
I still love you!