Halloween II

It picks up where Halloween I stops; when Jason's sister shoots him in the head. Guess what? He's not fucking dead yet. Whoaaah! Who would have known right? -.-" Jason never fucking dies. Never. It was kind of disappointing to be honest. I expected more gore and stuff. The story kind of losses me half way through and actually becomes some fantasy-high-on-weed-hallucination shit. You'll see where I'm coming from if and when you watch the movie. Another bummer? The cast from Halloween I got the boot and all of them are different here, so it gets confusing at times. All in all, if you're looking more mindless gore action, go for it. If you're a Jason movie follower like myself; it's a lose-lose situation. If you don't watch it, you won't know how it ends. If you do watch it, you'll be disappointed from the actual gay-ness and lack of story. Your choice, I'm not calling this one.
Next up is...
Saw VI

Well, nothing much to say on this too. Less gory than what we're used to from the previous Saw series, and they are starting to drag this shit. Yea, final piece of the puzzle my ass! Six installments on, and I can tell you now, that there WILL BE a fucking seventh Saw. -.-" If you ask me; I say wrap it up already. Don't get me wrong; I'm a fan ever since the first Saw came out, but six installments down the line, and the story (or what's left of it) is still being dragged on and squeezed for every last drop it has. So because of that, I'm not too impressed, but still it's classic blood, gore and limbs everywhere. :) So pick it up if you're a fan cos' I KNOW you'd not want to miss the story (or the lack of it).
Finally...
Zombieland

The best out of the three movies here. This is mindless zombie-fucking fun; quite funny too. Don't look for a story line, engrossing plot, character development, all that bullshit; cos' there is none. It's only five actual characters in the whole movie, and a shitload of zombies. In short, Zombieland= Left4Dead+Weed+Laughing gas; ∴ It's fucking satisfying. :)
That's all for now folks!
Going to watch the second half ass
whooping Hull is getting from Man U.
Ciao!
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