Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dream catch me when I fall, or else I won’t come back at all.

 Random post.
I like this shot.
Photo of the year?







And the best part is, it's not even working.








It's new year's eve everyone.
Hope you guys are having a blast.
Make it huge, 2010 is gonna' be a good great year;
I know it. ;)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

And If I get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you.

Went to get myself another cuppa today.







And cos' I'm such a loyal Starbuck's customer I got the complimentary 2010 planner. :)







Caramel Hot Chocolate.
Mmmm! God's purge. :P







This year, I shall be more organised; thus the planner.









Yea right. :P

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

If only I had the guts to feel this way, If only you'd look at me and want to stay, If only I'd take you in my arms and say.

My current desktop.









Like my wallpaper? ;)









Haha, I love my new lava lamp! Thanks baby. :)





<3

Monday, December 28, 2009

So what I've got a short attention span, a coke in my hand, because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand.

Parking at Sunway Medical Centre: RM 3.00


A Venti Caramel Hot Chocolate at Starbucks
with your friend's staff discount card: RM 9.90


Just bullshit-ing the evening away with friends
that you've not met for awhile: Priceless




:)

I miss your purple hair, I miss the way you taste.

Man U- 3
Hull City- 1

Chelsea?- draw.

Now we're only two points below Chelsea.
Fuck up one more time Blues, come on,
I know you can do it.
;)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

In your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie, bie, bie, bie.

Went on kinda a movie marathon last night and tonight. Watched 3 'horror' movies. ;) Why? Because I seriously have nothing better to do with my life at the moment; seriously. Ok anyway, moving on. So first up is..

Halloween II



It picks up where Halloween I stops; when Jason's sister shoots him in the head. Guess what? He's not fucking dead yet. Whoaaah! Who would have known right? -.-" Jason never fucking dies. Never. It was kind of disappointing to be honest. I expected more gore and stuff. The story kind of losses me half way through and actually becomes some fantasy-high-on-weed-hallucination shit. You'll see where I'm coming from if and when you watch the movie. Another bummer? The cast from Halloween I got the boot and all of them are different here, so it gets confusing at times. All in all, if you're looking more mindless gore action, go for it. If you're a Jason movie follower like myself; it's a lose-lose situation. If you don't watch it, you won't know how it ends. If you do watch it, you'll be disappointed from the actual gay-ness and lack of story. Your choice, I'm not calling this one.



Next up is...

Saw VI



Well, nothing much to say on this too. Less gory than what we're used to from the previous Saw series, and they are starting to drag this shit. Yea, final piece of the puzzle my ass! Six installments on, and I can tell you now, that there WILL BE a fucking seventh Saw. -.-" If you ask me; I say wrap it up already. Don't get me wrong; I'm a fan ever since the first Saw came out, but six installments down the line, and the story (or what's left of it) is still being dragged on and squeezed for every last drop it has. So because of that, I'm not too impressed, but still it's classic blood, gore and limbs everywhere. :) So pick it up if you're a fan cos' I KNOW you'd not want to miss the story (or the lack of it).



Finally...

Zombieland



The best out of the three movies here. This is mindless zombie-fucking fun; quite funny too. Don't look for a story line, engrossing plot, character development, all that bullshit; cos' there is none. It's only five actual characters in the whole movie, and a shitload of zombies. In short, Zombieland= Left4Dead+Weed+Laughing gas; ∴ It's fucking satisfying. :)




That's all for now folks!
Going to watch the second half ass
whooping Hull is getting from Man U.
Ciao!

I'm halfway home and I'm on my own, I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind.

Just a short update.



You know the other day I told my girlfriend
that I wished she'd die first before I do.

Her face changed when she heard that and she looked at me funny,
and I bet most of you would do the same thing as well.

But wait, hear me out; before you jump to conclusions
and start judging me.

I didn't say that because I was selfish and/or a sadist.
I said that because, if she dies first,
she wouldn't have to go through the pain of losing me,
and the pain of being alone when I die.

I'll go through that pain for her.
















Saturday, December 26, 2009

We'll take a cup o' kindness yet, for auld lang syne.

Resolutions for the year 2010:

i) Get hotter
ii) Get better at guitar
iii) Be a better son, boyfriend, brother, and friend.


Happy belated Christmas,
Happy boxing day,
and happy upcoming new year!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

'Tis the season to be jolly, fra la la la la la la la la.



'Nuff said.
Merry Christmas everyone,
and a happy new year!
;)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

You hit where it hurt and you fool me so bad, but I'd do it again to relive what we had, damn that's sad.

How many more times do you want to stab a knife into my chest and wriggle it around in my heart till you're satisfied?

I really want to know.

Monday, December 7, 2009

I'm leaving on a jetplane, don't know when I'll be back again, oh baby, I hate to go.

Ok, I do know when I will be back again.
I'm leaving tomorrow morning and will be coming back on Sunday, so it's a pretty short trip. So this post is pretty much just a hiatus warning. No updates will be available till the 14
th, at least. So don't tell me I stopped updating again. I know I have, not because I'm lazy or anything, it's just that I'm going to India and I'm not bringing the laptop along. It'll be interesting to see whether or not I'll survive a week without music, or the Internet. Yes, no music. Why? My MP3 player broke. What luck.

Oh well, I'm being optimistic here. A good chance to test out the new Nikon D300 I got. So till this Sunday, ciao!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

You fall and you crawl, and you break and you take.

I laughed so hard at this. Epic PHAIL!




AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAROFLMFAO! xD

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Where do all the pornstars go, when the lights go down? I think I know where all the pornstars go. They all become, Volvo driving soccer moms.

Hey you guys.
You know, I've come to realize lately, that I get distracted pretty easily. Who doesn't aye? But then, I realize that I get so distracted by so many different things to the extend that I stop studying. As my friend once said, "Oh Jaws, you put the PRO in procrastination". And I got to admit, she is true to a certain extend. Ah, distraction. It's like girls; you can't live with them, you can't live without them either.

So this brings me to my post for today.I have decided to list down my top 5 distractions; for the betterment of my readers, you know, so that you too can get distracted from that 'way more important thing' that you should have been doing instead of reading my blog; unless of course reading my blog was your 'way more important thing' in the first place. If it is, you are a wise man/woman/boy/girl/tranny. :P

Please note that this post may contain links to other websites that distract me, to which you guys might click on to check them out, which in turn becomes publicity for them, whoever they may be, which is done;by me, for them, for free. Ahh, I'm so nice. Ok so here goes, this is my list of...


THE TOP 5 Things that distract Jaws!

Number 5: My X-Box 360



Self explanatory really. With over 700 game titles to choose from, I don't grow bored of this. With it's HD feature, the graphics look fucking sweet, and it's addictive too.



Notice how good the graphics look? Oh, and this screenshot is from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, if any of you were wondering. :)


Number 4: Cracked.com



It's a website for you people who are tad bit slow. Why does it distract me you ask? Well it freaking funny that's why! Seriously, go check it out for yourself. It has lots and lots of articles that you may find interesting. ;) Click on the picture above to get redirected to the site. But be forewarned, a sense of humor is necessary. Very necessary.


Number 3: My guitar



Ahh, my guitar; which is exactly what the picture is to be exact. It's an Ibanez semi-acoustic V72ECE series. I just HAVE to play it on a regular basis. My hands literally get itchy if I don't. -.-" I'm not joking.


Number 2: Youtube



Don't tell me you've never heard of this site before. -.-" Well ok, not all of Youtube attracts me. I have to admit it's overloaded with 12 year olds going all macho on the comments section; which really gets on my nerves at times. But it does have some good uploaders. For one, there is this dude called Peter Chao.



This dude is one funny motherfucker. You can credit him for the chinese accent that I use ever so often. If you want to check him out, here are his channels; yes channels. He has two of them. Why? Cos' he coooool like that!

I) http://www.youtube.com/user/pyrobooby
II) http://www.youtube.com/user/PeterChaoTime

Next, I often go to The Jimmy Kimmel show's channel and check out snippets from the show. It's Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo and Uncle Frank; how can you go wrong?



Click on the picture of the cast to go to Jimmy Kimmel's youtube account.


And now, my Number 1 distraction of all time! (Cheh-wah, damn suspense. :P)
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Need I say more? -.-"




P.S: Some of you might be wondering why the hell is my girlfriend not on this list. Well, it's cos we know how to manage our time well enough so that we do not distract each other from our life goals.

Of course she's a distraction la! But do you want her to find out and castrate me for telling the world?


Sorry baby! :P

I still love you!



Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it.

I want to get a laptop. Somewhere around 2.5-3.5k.
Help?

Monday, November 30, 2009

I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I have lost my fangs.

This, Twilight fans, is what the movie should be. I'd pay RM20 to watch this new improved version.







EPIC, in every sense of the word.
xD

And know that, this is true, everytime I say I love you.

Yo guys, I've been working on a new song and I've just finished a sample of it and I really would like to know what you guys think. This is just a sample comprising of the final chorus only, and it is quite messy cos' I'm new to post production software and everything was self thought. So go easy you guys! I would greatly appreciate it if you guys took the time to listen to it and comment on this post and not on the chatbox. Please be patient as it loads. :)




Its true (post production preview test1) - Yuvanes Jaws Kumar



Thanks again!






Sunday, November 29, 2009

I'll forget the world that I knew, but I swear I won't forget you.

Another win for Manchester United.
;)

This blogging in the wee hours of the morning has become some sort of a trend for me huh? Sigh, Insomnia. Anyway, jut to put it out there, Fuck Twilight! I mean seriously. Yea, ok it's entertaining to watch but come on; "Oh, I'm team Edward!", "Eww, I'm team Jacob!"..bla bla bla.
Are you freaking kidding me? How about a third team? My team, team I don't give a fuck?
That's a cool team don't you think? If in case you didn't know, or you choose to ignore it, the fact is that REAL vampires, DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE! And no asshole walks around without his shirt on and randomly turns into a wild dog. That is just sad. So please, set your bearings straight.
:)

I saw this quote from somewhere online and it made my day. It went something like this: EDWARD CULLEN, does not bite people, looks like he resides in the woods, and he sparkles. Face it, he's not a vampire, he's a fairy.

HAHAROFLMAO!

Out ya'll, peace!




P.S: Listen to Vanilla Twilight by Owl City.
Seriously, do it. You won't regret it. ;)

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Oh if my voice could reach back through the past, I'd whisper in your ear, oh darling I wish you were here.

It's nearly two in the morning right now, and I'm not the least bit sleepy. So I decided to just blab on about nothing here in the hopes that I might bore myself to sleep.

So let's see..hmm, oh yea I'm going on this family trip to
India on the 8th till the 15th, so I won't be online for very much during that time period. Yinny is going off to Penang on the 2nd and then catching a flight from there to Holland on the 8th till the 21st, so that's a big ass bummer for me. :( Sigh, oh well, only two weeks. Oh, and most important of all, finals results are coming out on the 4th at 3pm.
D.I.E.

Oh on another note (if you haven't realized already this post is a pile of random bullshit, so please steer clear if this is not your cup of tea...of coffee, or milo, or whatever that floats your boat.), I had KFC the other day. I know you might be going
"Wow Jaws, nice update, telling us you had KFC". -.-" But wait, you didn't let me finish. I remember when I was five my parents used to take me to KFC in Kinrara, and the chicken was really fucking good. When I attempted to 'relive' my childhood eating habits, I was torn to have that piece of KFC chicken in my oral cavity; that's my mouth for all you academically challenged people. For one, it tasted bland as fuck, and two...ok I don't have a second point, but my point is that it tasted NOTHING like what I remembered it to be...err...how many years...1..2..3..oh yea, 14 years ago. Colonel's secret recipe with 11 herbs and spices my ass.

The original (and in this case, discontinued) secret recipe).

I think that 'age old' recipe got replaced with a
'new and improved' one; at least in KFC outlets here in Malaysia. This is their new recipe.

The new and improved 'secret recipe'.

You didn't know it, did you know? ;)

Ok, wow, blogging to make myself feel sleepy actually worked. I really am sleepy now. So I guess this is as far as this post is going to go. Thanks for reading. This has been a mindless early morning blab by yours truly.








Good night...
or rather, good morning. ;)











Thursday, November 26, 2009

I'd like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly.

Yes, finally; an update. I'm sorry that I haven't been updating. I was busy and honestly, a tad bit lazy. But I'm here now.

Ok so first thing's first. My first semester finals are over so I can finally relax...till the 4th of December cos' that's when the results come out. *fingers crossed*

My first semester in university has come to a close. Verdict? Awesome. I admit I wasn't looking too forward to it and all, and the first few weeks could have been way better, but life there grew on me, and now, I can firmly say that I'm a fan. :)

A lot has been going on.New friends, new drama, new mishaps, new everything; and I can't talk about all of that in one post so yea, just let it be. I don't even know why I'm doing a post right now cos' I have no idea what I want to write. :S

....

Wow, I got nothing.
Wait, actually I do, but it's too long and cumbersome, and I'm lazy as fuck to type.
So, yea...
Bye.
:P


P.S:
Currently addicted to:

I) Yinny. ;)
II) Owl City






Later gator.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

I've got some friends, some that I hardly know, but we've had some times, I wouldn't change for the world.

This is it. Our cover of Rise Against's Swing life away.
Sorry for the background noise;
and thank you to Yinny for the recording.
Thanks babe. :)
<3


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

And we know it's never simple, never easy.



Come support Pi Lip, Ivana, Mabel and myself tonight!
Entrance is free! :)
See you all there.

P.S: I know the poster says Friday, but it's actually today (Tuesday).

Monday, October 26, 2009

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Music makes me lose control!

Here it is, the winning performance of my cheer team,
Griffin, at last night's IMU CUP 2009 closing ceremony.
Thanks to everyone in the team who has put in countless hours of practice into this routine.
It surely has paid off.
Congrats everyone!


Hey, all you Griffin fans! Stand up, shout out, and clap your hands!

That's right. IMU cup's closing ceremony was last night and the atmosphere was awesome. It was also time for the cheerleading competition. To put things in short, with Jia Yi's amazing leadership and Zhi Yung's amazing skills, and everyone else' hardwork, we came out on top.

Let's go Griffin! Let's go Griffin!!! LET'S GO GRIFFIN!!!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

I gotta feeling.

Well, I had a feeling; that last night would be a good night; and it was. :)

Hello people of the world. Sorry for letting this blog go to the wastelands once again. I've just been busy with uni life. Oh, and update about my life in uni since the only thing I said about uni was that it was okay and stuff. As of now, uni life is
fantastic supercalifragislitic-aspialidocious! xD

Anyway, my girlfriend surprised me with tickets to
Arthur's Day two days ago (yea, she rocks). So that's where I was last night. Partying it up to the sounds of Reshmonu, Joe Flizzow and The Black Eyed Peas. We were right in front as well. It was a good great night. Updates on that when my girlfriend uploads the pictures; which will be soon, so don't worry too much. :P

So, just hang on till then. :)

P.S: I have loads of assignments piled up till my head, which I have not started with. But here I am, smiling to myself, and updating this blog. Ahh, I love myself. :P




~Lol, you're such a liar, C 111107.
I'm the best thing that you never had.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

In my heart, in my head, it's so clear now, hold my hand you've got nothing to fear now, I was lost and you've rescued me somehow.





~You made me smile once again.
I don't know how you did it, but I'm glad you did.
<3









Sunday, August 16, 2009

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got, till it's gone, they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.

To a girl named Nique,

Hello, my first official friend back in college. :)
I'll start out by apologizing for not being able to see you off
last week as I had a presentation to prepare for.
I really wished I could have been there though.
Hope you had a safe flight to Canada-land.

I just want to say thank you, for all you've been to us,
as a group, and to me personally.
I will never forget all the
good great times we've shared.
I'd list down every single joyous moment I had with you,
but if I were to do that, blogspot might just hang and die on me. :P
Though I can't say that I've known you for a very long time,
I can say that you are one of the most closest people to me.
Hope you have a wonderful time in Canada,
spreading your joy to the locals there;
just like how you spread joy in our lives here.
Please take care of yourself and be good;
Owh, and save water! :P



Your friend,
Jaws.







~ I miss you already. <3






Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Just like a flower poking the sidewalk crack, and just like that, you steal away the rain, and just like that...

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed,
Sing like bird,
Dizzy in my head,
Spin like a record,
Crazy on a Sunday night;
You make me dance like a fool,
Forget how to breathe,
Shine like gold,
Buzz like a bee,
Just the thought of you can drive me wild;
Oh, you make me smile.




~ Yup, you do.
:)

Sunday, August 9, 2009

They call her love love love love love.

Hey guys. Sorry for the lack of updates. Contrary to my previous posts about my Uni life; I'm starting to like love it. Though assignments are pouring in, the people here are wonderful, and that's what makes my life here so enjoyable. AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I'm currently unable to find time to blog as often as I once did, so yes. Don't lose hope on me just yet, I will try my best to blog more often; I promise. :)

Till then , take care everyone.






~ I can get used to this. ;)







Sunday, July 26, 2009

Right here, right now.

Here's something I first came across during a presentation lecture at Uni, and what I came across again on Youtube a while ago. Makes you wonder, really.








The part about supercomputers being able to out compute the entire human race scares me a little. Reminds me a lot of i-Robot. Hope these computers don't defect easily, if you know what I mean.
;)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

I wanted to have this under control, the story told, you came and rewrote it, opened the door I've never known.

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been updating these past few days. I just started Uni and it's been HECTIC to the MAX. I've been coming home around 9.00 pm every night this past week; and will continue to do so at least until this upcoming Thursday, which is when the orientation week will come to a close.

So Uni,how is it?
It's ok. That's as much as I can say for now. I'm not gonna' lie, I expected better, but hey, we'll see how things go. I can't really disclose anything for now cos' nothing much other than a whole load of briefings happened. I will when things get juicy though, which I think will be soon. ;)

Anyway, I just got back from Wani's BBQ night and it was a blast. It was great to see those old faces again. It's something really assuring for me to see all of them, especially Hum. The night was simply awesome. The food, and the company and the water balloon war in the park in total darkness. Hahaha, we always find ways to entertain ourselves. Hopefully, I find a group in Uni that's at least a fraction of what my current group is. After the party, some went home, and the others slept over. Imagine 3 guys and 3 girls, in 1 bed. Lol. It was a tight squeeze. ;)

All the pictures were taken by our resident pro photographer, Nique, who is now currently on a flight to Australia, so no pictures until she comes back; which will be in around 2 weeks time. Manju took some pictures as well, so I'll try to upload them when I get my hands on them. ;)

Ok, I'm tired. Time for a nap before I get started on my new addiction, Medabots. ;P
Lol. Till next time ya'll; Peace!

^^V





Monday, July 13, 2009

Go to college, a university, get a real job, that's what they said to me, but I could never live the way they want.

My university life begins in
approximately 8 hours from now.
Wish me luck.
It's a whole new ball game.





~Uni, here comes Jawsy. ;)

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Live high, live mighty, live righteously.

Alright! Pictures from Nique are up on Facebook so I can steal and update! MUAHAHAHA! xP

Ok, so basically Wani's birthday was on the 5th and we had a surprise party for her on the 6th in a park in TTDI. We got her a brand new guitar, and the look on her face when she saw it says it all; and made all the meticulous planning and running around worthwhile. :)

Jist of it all?

I got up early to go fetch Hum, then drove to Ikano where we met up with the rest of the gang, bought stuff, rushed back to Aqil's to plan everything out and prepare the food (I made sandwiches!), rushed to the park and set up everything, hid before Wani came, waited in hiding for Wani through the heat and the millions of mosquitoes, surprised her, played water balloons, camwhored like crazy, drove to Aqil's apartment, had a pool party of sorts, chilled at Aqil's apartment, drove to mamak for dinner, said goodbye to the girls, all the guys went back to the apartment and...well, did what guys do...GOSSIP about the girls! AHAHAHAHAHA! Damn lame la. Oh well.

And it still didn't end. We all got up early the next day, packed up and went home, only to be fetched by Dhanraj again to head to college to sell off our old books, had breakfast lunch, sat at the college cafeteria like we did a billion times before, went to Dhanraj's place to chill, then finally went home. PHEWW! What an event. :)

Hope you were happy Wani!
xoxo













;)






Who says you can't go home?

It's coming. I can feel it.


*Excitement can't be contained*

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun, and baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.

Look what I found on Youtube!
It's Chris Daughtry performing a cover of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, and I must say, this version is a bit more emotional compared to Gaga's. Let's not compare though, as Gaga's version is a dance track and this one, done by a rocker, is bound to differ from the original vibe. Refreshing nonetheless! =)
Enjoy.









And all at once the crowd begins to sing, sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

I'm finally done with IELTS!
And finally my car is sent for it's long overdue paint job.
Now all there's left for me to do is sit back and watch Rave all day long.
=D

AHHHH...! Bliss...

Guess I spoke too soon.


-.-"

Friday, July 3, 2009

If I can return all of your tears back to the sea, will the sins and pain be forgotten too?

Current addictions:

> Rave: Groove Adventure anime series.
> Last thing on my mind - LeAnn Rimes & Ronan Keating.
> Butterfly Kiss - Yonekura Chihiro (Rave: Groove Adventure opening theme #1)
> Ibanez V72ECE (also known as: My guitar)


Looming deadlines:

> Registration for Uni since a seat is offered. (by July 6th)
> Car paint job. (by July 9th)
> IELTS Part II. (Tomorrow)


Things I'm looking forward to:

> Car's new paint job.
> Finishing up IELTS.
> Recording 'Last thing on my mind' with Hum.
> Sunway Lagoon.
> Start of Uni.
> Wani's Barbecue.


What I SHOULD BE doing:

> Preparing for IELTS.
> Settling Uni registration.


What I AM doing:

> Blogging.
> Watching Rave.
> Texting Hum.


Current priorities:

> Guitar.
> Guitar.
> Guitar.
> Guitar.
> Guitar.
> Guitar.
> Guitar.
> Rave.
> Rave.
> Rave.
> Rave.
> Food.
> Food.
> Food.
> Sleep.
> Sleep.
> Friends.
> Outings.
> Computer.
> Car.
> Pretty much everything else on the planet.
> Bla.
> Bla.
> Bla.
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> IELTS.


Point of current post:

> N/A



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Sigh, I am so twisted.

Good day.

:)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Everytime I try to reach you on the phone, baby you're never there, girl you're never home.

I did my speaking test for IETLS today morning, and honestly, it could have gone better; but BAHHH! Fuck it. After that, I was home; STONING the whole time as I've finished watching the entire screening of Avatar: The Last Airbender online. On a happier note, I finally received my letter of acceptance from the University. Yeah, about time.

Anyway, here's a new word I learned off the Internet. You know, that time where you and your guy friends are just sitting round, doing nothing but just watching girls walk past? And ever so often you see that beauty, with her back facing you and you have no idea how she looks like, but every neural pathway in your brain is telling you that she's ohsohot; based solely on how she looks from the back? The girl with the luscious long dark hair, going down to her hips; with an hour glass figure, and the ass like a ripe juicy apple, that's connected to those long sexy legs that seem to just go on forever? You know...this girl...







Yup, her. You find yourself seriously aroused, and then you, along with your testosterone run friends decide to attract her attention by making that annoying kissy kissy noise that a lot of guys in Malaysia make (including me, at times) as a multipurpose signal; from calling a friend to ordering food at the mamak, to attracting girls' attention. Then sure enough she starts to turn around. At this point, you are almost at fantasy land, imagining how luscious her lips are, and how sultry her gaze is. Finally you see her; in all her glory.







Yeap. You feel your penis invert so fast, it makes a suction sound; SHUUUUUUPOOOOP! Ever wondered what you call this girl? No it's not 'the girl with the hot ass and body from the back but a fucked up face'. No no, it's not. But, congratulations, you have just become a victim of a bakku-shan. Yes, bakku-shan; google it, it's a real fucking word! Apparently, it means what I just said and described to you; 'the girl with the hot ass and body from the back but a fucked up face'. It was created by none other than the Japanese. Yes the same people that brought you words, like bukakke, and hentai; owh and not to mention, 'kimichu! *moans*'. ;P

The world is getting weirder. Yea, it is. Muggle is a real word now apparently. Yes muggle, the word J.K Rowling used in her Harry Potter series which, when used by wizards and witches, refers to normal everyday non-magical human beings. How real is real you ask? It's in the latest edition of the Oxford's dictionary. 'Nuff said.

Now, I leave you, with this inspirational poster.




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~Peace out everyone!