Everytime I try to reach you on the phone, baby you're never there, girl you're never home.

I did my speaking test for IETLS today morning, and honestly, it could have gone better; but BAHHH! Fuck it. After that, I was home; STONING the whole time as I've finished watching the entire screening of Avatar: The Last Airbender online. On a happier note, I finally received my letter of acceptance from the University. Yeah, about time.

Anyway, here's a new word I learned off the Internet. You know, that time where you and your guy friends are just sitting round, doing nothing but just watching girls walk past? And ever so often you see that beauty, with her back facing you and you have no idea how she looks like, but every neural pathway in your brain is telling you that she's ohsohot; based solely on how she looks from the back? The girl with the luscious long dark hair, going down to her hips; with an hour glass figure, and the ass like a ripe juicy apple, that's connected to those long sexy legs that seem to just go on forever? You know...this girl...







Yup, her. You find yourself seriously aroused, and then you, along with your testosterone run friends decide to attract her attention by making that annoying kissy kissy noise that a lot of guys in Malaysia make (including me, at times) as a multipurpose signal; from calling a friend to ordering food at the mamak, to attracting girls' attention. Then sure enough she starts to turn around. At this point, you are almost at fantasy land, imagining how luscious her lips are, and how sultry her gaze is. Finally you see her; in all her glory.







Yeap. You feel your penis invert so fast, it makes a suction sound; SHUUUUUUPOOOOP! Ever wondered what you call this girl? No it's not 'the girl with the hot ass and body from the back but a fucked up face'. No no, it's not. But, congratulations, you have just become a victim of a bakku-shan. Yes, bakku-shan; google it, it's a real fucking word! Apparently, it means what I just said and described to you; 'the girl with the hot ass and body from the back but a fucked up face'. It was created by none other than the Japanese. Yes the same people that brought you words, like bukakke, and hentai; owh and not to mention, 'kimichu! *moans*'. ;P

The world is getting weirder. Yea, it is. Muggle is a real word now apparently. Yes muggle, the word J.K Rowling used in her Harry Potter series which, when used by wizards and witches, refers to normal everyday non-magical human beings. How real is real you ask? It's in the latest edition of the Oxford's dictionary. 'Nuff said.

Now, I leave you, with this inspirational poster.




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~Peace out everyone!