Thursday, December 31, 2009

Dream catch me when I fall, or else I won’t come back at all.

 Random post.
I like this shot.
Photo of the year?







And the best part is, it's not even working.








It's new year's eve everyone.
Hope you guys are having a blast.
Make it huge, 2010 is gonna' be a good great year;
I know it. ;)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

And If I get drunk, yes I know I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you.

Went to get myself another cuppa today.







And cos' I'm such a loyal Starbuck's customer I got the complimentary 2010 planner. :)







Caramel Hot Chocolate.
Mmmm! God's purge. :P







This year, I shall be more organised; thus the planner.









Yea right. :P

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

If only I had the guts to feel this way, If only you'd look at me and want to stay, If only I'd take you in my arms and say.

My current desktop.









Like my wallpaper? ;)









Haha, I love my new lava lamp! Thanks baby. :)





<3

Monday, December 28, 2009

So what I've got a short attention span, a coke in my hand, because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand.

Parking at Sunway Medical Centre: RM 3.00


A Venti Caramel Hot Chocolate at Starbucks
with your friend's staff discount card: RM 9.90


Just bullshit-ing the evening away with friends
that you've not met for awhile: Priceless




:)

I miss your purple hair, I miss the way you taste.

Man U- 3
Hull City- 1

Chelsea?- draw.

Now we're only two points below Chelsea.
Fuck up one more time Blues, come on,
I know you can do it.
;)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

In your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie, bie, bie, bie.

Went on kinda a movie marathon last night and tonight. Watched 3 'horror' movies. ;) Why? Because I seriously have nothing better to do with my life at the moment; seriously. Ok anyway, moving on. So first up is..

Halloween II



It picks up where Halloween I stops; when Jason's sister shoots him in the head. Guess what? He's not fucking dead yet. Whoaaah! Who would have known right? -.-" Jason never fucking dies. Never. It was kind of disappointing to be honest. I expected more gore and stuff. The story kind of losses me half way through and actually becomes some fantasy-high-on-weed-hallucination shit. You'll see where I'm coming from if and when you watch the movie. Another bummer? The cast from Halloween I got the boot and all of them are different here, so it gets confusing at times. All in all, if you're looking more mindless gore action, go for it. If you're a Jason movie follower like myself; it's a lose-lose situation. If you don't watch it, you won't know how it ends. If you do watch it, you'll be disappointed from the actual gay-ness and lack of story. Your choice, I'm not calling this one.



Next up is...

Saw VI



Well, nothing much to say on this too. Less gory than what we're used to from the previous Saw series, and they are starting to drag this shit. Yea, final piece of the puzzle my ass! Six installments on, and I can tell you now, that there WILL BE a fucking seventh Saw. -.-" If you ask me; I say wrap it up already. Don't get me wrong; I'm a fan ever since the first Saw came out, but six installments down the line, and the story (or what's left of it) is still being dragged on and squeezed for every last drop it has. So because of that, I'm not too impressed, but still it's classic blood, gore and limbs everywhere. :) So pick it up if you're a fan cos' I KNOW you'd not want to miss the story (or the lack of it).



Finally...

Zombieland



The best out of the three movies here. This is mindless zombie-fucking fun; quite funny too. Don't look for a story line, engrossing plot, character development, all that bullshit; cos' there is none. It's only five actual characters in the whole movie, and a shitload of zombies. In short, Zombieland= Left4Dead+Weed+Laughing gas; ∴ It's fucking satisfying. :)




That's all for now folks!
Going to watch the second half ass
whooping Hull is getting from Man U.
Ciao!

I'm halfway home and I'm on my own, I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind.

Just a short update.



You know the other day I told my girlfriend
that I wished she'd die first before I do.

Her face changed when she heard that and she looked at me funny,
and I bet most of you would do the same thing as well.

But wait, hear me out; before you jump to conclusions
and start judging me.

I didn't say that because I was selfish and/or a sadist.
I said that because, if she dies first,
she wouldn't have to go through the pain of losing me,
and the pain of being alone when I die.

I'll go through that pain for her.
















Saturday, December 26, 2009

We'll take a cup o' kindness yet, for auld lang syne.

Resolutions for the year 2010:

i) Get hotter
ii) Get better at guitar
iii) Be a better son, boyfriend, brother, and friend.


Happy belated Christmas,
Happy boxing day,
and happy upcoming new year!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

'Tis the season to be jolly, fra la la la la la la la la.



'Nuff said.
Merry Christmas everyone,
and a happy new year!
;)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

You hit where it hurt and you fool me so bad, but I'd do it again to relive what we had, damn that's sad.

How many more times do you want to stab a knife into my chest and wriggle it around in my heart till you're satisfied?

I really want to know.

Monday, December 7, 2009

I'm leaving on a jetplane, don't know when I'll be back again, oh baby, I hate to go.

Ok, I do know when I will be back again.
I'm leaving tomorrow morning and will be coming back on Sunday, so it's a pretty short trip. So this post is pretty much just a hiatus warning. No updates will be available till the 14
th, at least. So don't tell me I stopped updating again. I know I have, not because I'm lazy or anything, it's just that I'm going to India and I'm not bringing the laptop along. It'll be interesting to see whether or not I'll survive a week without music, or the Internet. Yes, no music. Why? My MP3 player broke. What luck.

Oh well, I'm being optimistic here. A good chance to test out the new Nikon D300 I got. So till this Sunday, ciao!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

You fall and you crawl, and you break and you take.

I laughed so hard at this. Epic PHAIL!




AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAROFLMFAO! xD

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Where do all the pornstars go, when the lights go down? I think I know where all the pornstars go. They all become, Volvo driving soccer moms.

Hey you guys.
You know, I've come to realize lately, that I get distracted pretty easily. Who doesn't aye? But then, I realize that I get so distracted by so many different things to the extend that I stop studying. As my friend once said, "Oh Jaws, you put the PRO in procrastination". And I got to admit, she is true to a certain extend. Ah, distraction. It's like girls; you can't live with them, you can't live without them either.

So this brings me to my post for today.I have decided to list down my top 5 distractions; for the betterment of my readers, you know, so that you too can get distracted from that 'way more important thing' that you should have been doing instead of reading my blog; unless of course reading my blog was your 'way more important thing' in the first place. If it is, you are a wise man/woman/boy/girl/tranny. :P

Please note that this post may contain links to other websites that distract me, to which you guys might click on to check them out, which in turn becomes publicity for them, whoever they may be, which is done;by me, for them, for free. Ahh, I'm so nice. Ok so here goes, this is my list of...


THE TOP 5 Things that distract Jaws!

Number 5: My X-Box 360



Self explanatory really. With over 700 game titles to choose from, I don't grow bored of this. With it's HD feature, the graphics look fucking sweet, and it's addictive too.



Notice how good the graphics look? Oh, and this screenshot is from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, if any of you were wondering. :)


Number 4: Cracked.com



It's a website for you people who are tad bit slow. Why does it distract me you ask? Well it freaking funny that's why! Seriously, go check it out for yourself. It has lots and lots of articles that you may find interesting. ;) Click on the picture above to get redirected to the site. But be forewarned, a sense of humor is necessary. Very necessary.


Number 3: My guitar



Ahh, my guitar; which is exactly what the picture is to be exact. It's an Ibanez semi-acoustic V72ECE series. I just HAVE to play it on a regular basis. My hands literally get itchy if I don't. -.-" I'm not joking.


Number 2: Youtube



Don't tell me you've never heard of this site before. -.-" Well ok, not all of Youtube attracts me. I have to admit it's overloaded with 12 year olds going all macho on the comments section; which really gets on my nerves at times. But it does have some good uploaders. For one, there is this dude called Peter Chao.



This dude is one funny motherfucker. You can credit him for the chinese accent that I use ever so often. If you want to check him out, here are his channels; yes channels. He has two of them. Why? Cos' he coooool like that!

I) http://www.youtube.com/user/pyrobooby
II) http://www.youtube.com/user/PeterChaoTime

Next, I often go to The Jimmy Kimmel show's channel and check out snippets from the show. It's Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo and Uncle Frank; how can you go wrong?



Click on the picture of the cast to go to Jimmy Kimmel's youtube account.


And now, my Number 1 distraction of all time! (Cheh-wah, damn suspense. :P)
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P.S: Some of you might be wondering why the hell is my girlfriend not on this list. Well, it's cos we know how to manage our time well enough so that we do not distract each other from our life goals.

Of course she's a distraction la! But do you want her to find out and castrate me for telling the world?


Sorry baby! :P

I still love you!



Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it.

I want to get a laptop. Somewhere around 2.5-3.5k.
Help?