Tuesday, February 24, 2009

I wanna' free fall, out into nothing, oh I'm gonna' leave this world for awhile.

The funniest shit happened today.

Some dude called my house saying he was a mechanic and that I owed him RM 800 for fixing my bumper. He also said I owed him that amount for like a few months.
And the worst part is, he was talking to my mom.
My mom called me after listening to this son of a bitch bullshit outta' his skinny ass and freaked out; till I explained to her certain flaws in his delivery.
-.-"

Ok, so here are some flaws in his con-job.

1) He said I owed him for a few months now, but I only got my house number late last month, so how did I 'give' him my non existent house number when I 'went' to him months ago anyway?

2) I don't even remember my house number to start with.

3) Which asshole of a company calls your house before calling your cell phone?

4) RM 800 for a bumper? Are u kidding me? I drive a Kenari, not a Mclaren.

So in conclusion, nice try buddy. Better luck next time. ;)

Lol.

Owh, and on a completely random note;
The Epic Phail in Pouting award of the year goes to...


Hum Wei-Lin

Ahaha, I just had to. ;)

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