Where do all the pornstars go, when the lights go down? I think I know where all the pornstars go. They all become, Volvo driving soccer moms.

Hey you guys.
You know, I've come to realize lately, that I get distracted pretty easily. Who doesn't aye? But then, I realize that I get so distracted by so many different things to the extend that I stop studying. As my friend once said, "Oh Jaws, you put the PRO in procrastination". And I got to admit, she is true to a certain extend. Ah, distraction. It's like girls; you can't live with them, you can't live without them either.

So this brings me to my post for today.I have decided to list down my top 5 distractions; for the betterment of my readers, you know, so that you too can get distracted from that 'way more important thing' that you should have been doing instead of reading my blog; unless of course reading my blog was your 'way more important thing' in the first place. If it is, you are a wise man/woman/boy/girl/tranny. :P

Please note that this post may contain links to other websites that distract me, to which you guys might click on to check them out, which in turn becomes publicity for them, whoever they may be, which is done;by me, for them, for free. Ahh, I'm so nice. Ok so here goes, this is my list of...

THE TOP 5 Things that distract Jaws!

Number 5: My X-Box 360

Self explanatory really. With over 700 game titles to choose from, I don't grow bored of this. With it's HD feature, the graphics look fucking sweet, and it's addictive too.



Notice how good the graphics look? Oh, and this screenshot is from Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, if any of you were wondering. :)


Number 4: Cracked.com



It's a website for you people who are tad bit slow. Why does it distract me you ask? Well it freaking funny that's why! Seriously, go check it out for yourself. It has lots and lots of articles that you may find interesting. ;) Click on the picture above to get redirected to the site. But be forewarned, a sense of humor is necessary. Very necessary.


Number 3: My guitar



Ahh, my guitar; which is exactly what the picture is to be exact. It's an Ibanez semi-acoustic V72ECE series. I just HAVE to play it on a regular basis. My hands literally get itchy if I don't. -.-" I'm not joking.


Number 2: Youtube



Don't tell me you've never heard of this site before. -.-" Well ok, not all of Youtube attracts me. I have to admit it's overloaded with 12 year olds going all macho on the comments section; which really gets on my nerves at times. But it does have some good uploaders. For one, there is this dude called Peter Chao.



This dude is one funny motherfucker. You can credit him for the chinese accent that I use ever so often. If you want to check him out, here are his channels; yes channels. He has two of them. Why? Cos' he coooool like that!

I) http://www.youtube.com/user/pyrobooby
II) http://www.youtube.com/user/PeterChaoTime

Next, I often go to The Jimmy Kimmel show's channel and check out snippets from the show. It's Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo and Uncle Frank; how can you go wrong?



Click on the picture of the cast to go to Jimmy Kimmel's youtube account.


And now, my Number 1 distraction of all time! (Cheh-wah, damn suspense. :P)
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Need I say more? -.-"

P.S: Some of you might be wondering why the hell is my girlfriend not on this list. Well, it's cos we know how to manage our time well enough so that we do not distract each other from our life goals.

Of course she's a distraction la! But do you want her to find out and castrate me for telling the world?


Sorry baby! :P
I still love you!

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it.

I want to get a laptop. Somewhere around 2.5-3.5k.
Help?

I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I have lost my fangs.

This, Twilight fans, is what the movie should be. I'd pay RM20 to watch this new improved version.







EPIC, in every sense of the word.
xD

And know that, this is true, everytime I say I love you.

Yo guys, I've been working on a new song and I've just finished a sample of it and I really would like to know what you guys think. This is just a sample comprising of the final chorus only, and it is quite messy cos' I'm new to post production software and everything was self thought. So go easy you guys! I would greatly appreciate it if you guys took the time to listen to it and comment on this post and not on the chatbox. Please be patient as it loads. :)

Its true (post production preview test1) - Yuvanes Jaws Kumar



Thanks again!

I'll forget the world that I knew, but I swear I won't forget you.

Another win for Manchester United.
;)

This blogging in the wee hours of the morning has become some sort of a trend for me huh? Sigh, Insomnia. Anyway, jut to put it out there, Fuck Twilight! I mean seriously. Yea, ok it's entertaining to watch but come on; "Oh, I'm team Edward!", "Eww, I'm team Jacob!"..bla bla bla.
Are you freaking kidding me? How about a third team? My team, team I don't give a fuck?
That's a cool team don't you think? If in case you didn't know, or you choose to ignore it, the fact is that REAL vampires, DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE! And no asshole walks around without his shirt on and randomly turns into a wild dog. That is just sad. So please, set your bearings straight.
:)

I saw this quote from somewhere online and it made my day. It went something like this: EDWARD CULLEN, does not bite people, looks like he resides in the woods, and he sparkles. Face it, he's not a vampire, he's a fairy.

HAHAROFLMAO!

Out ya'll, peace!




P.S: Listen to Vanilla Twilight by Owl City.
Seriously, do it. You won't regret it. ;)

Oh if my voice could reach back through the past, I'd whisper in your ear, oh darling I wish you were here.

It's nearly two in the morning right now, and I'm not the least bit sleepy. So I decided to just blab on about nothing here in the hopes that I might bore myself to sleep.

So let's see..hmm, oh yea I'm going on this family trip to India on the 8th till the 15th, so I won't be online for very much during that time period. Yinny is going off to Penang on the 2nd and then catching a flight from there to Holland on the 8th till the 21st, so that's a big ass bummer for me. :( Sigh, oh well, only two weeks. Oh, and most important of all, finals results are coming out on the 4th at 3pm.
D.I.E.

Oh on another note (if you haven't realized already this post is a pile of random bullshit, so please steer clear if this is not your cup of tea...of coffee, or milo, or whatever that floats your boat.), I had KFC the other day. I know you might be going "Wow Jaws, nice update, telling us you had KFC". -.-" But wait, you didn't let me finish. I remember when I was five my parents used to take me to KFC in Kinrara, and the chicken was really fucking good. When I attempted to 'relive' my childhood eating habits, I was torn to have that piece of KFC chicken in my oral cavity; that's my mouth for all you academically challenged people. For one, it tasted bland as fuck, and two...ok I don't have a second point, but my point is that it tasted NOTHING like what I remembered it to be...err...how many years...1..2..3..oh yea, 14 years ago. Colonel's secret recipe with 11 herbs and spices my ass.

The original (and in this case, discontinued) secret recipe).

I think that 'age old' recipe got replaced with a 'new and improved' one; at least in KFC outlets here in Malaysia. This is their new recipe.

The new and improved 'secret recipe'.

You didn't know it, did you know? ;)

Ok, wow, blogging to make myself feel sleepy actually worked. I really am sleepy now. So I guess this is as far as this post is going to go. Thanks for reading. This has been a mindless early morning blab by yours truly.

Good night...
or rather, good morning. ;)

I'd like to make myself believe, that planet earth turns slowly.

Yes, finally; an update. I'm sorry that I haven't been updating. I was busy and honestly, a tad bit lazy. But I'm here now.

Ok so first thing's first. My first semester finals are over so I can finally relax...till the 4th of December cos' that's when the results come out. *fingers crossed*

My first semester in university has come to a close. Verdict? Awesome. I admit I wasn't looking too forward to it and all, and the first few weeks could have been way better, but life there grew on me, and now, I can firmly say that I'm a fan. :)

A lot has been going on.New friends, new drama, new mishaps, new everything; and I can't talk about all of that in one post so yea, just let it be. I don't even know why I'm doing a post right now cos' I have no idea what I want to write. :S

....

Wow, I got nothing.
Wait, actually I do, but it's too long and cumbersome, and I'm lazy as fuck to type.
So, yea...
Bye.
:P


P.S:
Currently addicted to:

I) Yinny. ;)
II) Owl City






Later gator.

I've got some friends, some that I hardly know, but we've had some times, I wouldn't change for the world.

This is it. Our cover of Rise Against's Swing life away.

Sorry for the background noise;

and thank you to Yinny for the recording.

Thanks babe. :)

<3

And we know it's never simple, never easy.

Come support Pi Lip, Ivana, Mabel and myself tonight!

Entrance is free! :)

See you all there.

P.S: I know the poster says Friday, but it's actually today (Tuesday).

If you call me today, I'll say that I'm fine, but I bet you can tell by the tone of my voice It's just a lie.

The Million Dollar Question:

Is wanting some proper attention to much to ask for?

Music makes me lose control!

Here it is, the winning performance of my cheer team,

Griffin, at last night's IMU CUP 2009 closing ceremony.

Thanks to everyone in the team who has put in countless hours of practice into this routine.

It surely has paid off.

Congrats everyone!

Hey, all you Griffin fans! Stand up, shout out, and clap your hands!

That's right. IMU cup's closing ceremony was last night and the atmosphere was awesome. It was also time for the cheerleading competition. To put things in short, with Jia Yi's amazing leadership and Zhi Yung's amazing skills, and everyone else' hardwork, we came out on top.

Let's go Griffin! Let's go Griffin!!! LET'S GO GRIFFIN!!!

I gotta feeling.

Well, I had a feeling; that last night would be a good night; and it was. :)

Hello people of the world. Sorry for letting this blog go to the wastelands once again. I've just been busy with uni life. Oh, and update about my life in uni since the only thing I said about uni was that it was okay and stuff. As of now, uni life is fantastic supercalifragislitic-aspialidocious! xD

Anyway, my girlfriend surprised me with tickets to Arthur's Day two days ago (yea, she rocks). So that's where I was last night. Partying it up to the sounds of Reshmonu, Joe Flizzow and The Black Eyed Peas. We were right in front as well. It was a good great night. Updates on that when my girlfriend uploads the pictures; which will be soon, so don't worry too much. :P

So, just hang on till then. :)

P.S: I have loads of assignments piled up till my head, which I have not started with. But here I am, smiling to myself, and updating this blog. Ahh, I love myself. :P




~Lol, you're such a liar, C 111107.
I'm the best thing that you never had.

Take me away, I've got nothing left to say, take me away.

Happy 21st. <3

In my heart, in my head, it's so clear now, hold my hand you've got nothing to fear now, I was lost and you've rescued me somehow.

~You made me smile once again.
I don't know how you did it, but I'm glad you did.
<3